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Monica Lewinsky. She’s outta the news but she’s still around. She went to the cleaners the other day, took a dress in and said, “I’d like my dress cleaned.” He’s hard of hearing and says, “Come again?” She said, “No, it’s orange juice.”RIP, Phyllis Diller

nevver:

Monica Lewinsky. She’s outta the news but she’s still around.
She went to the cleaners the other day, took a dress in and said, “I’d like my dress cleaned.”
He’s hard of hearing and says, “Come again?”
She said, “No, it’s orange juice.”

RIP, Phyllis Diller

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